Hentai - Porn For The Mentally Disturbed

Does the thought of fucking Pokemon give you a raging hard on?  If your answer was yes, then congratulations, Hentai is for you.  This obscure pornographic perversion is basically cartoon porn, and not even the Scooby Doo type that one might actually find amusing.  Hentai stretches the act of sex far beyond the beyonds of normal human sex, and would turn on only the saddest male living amongst us.

Before I spill my experience of cartoon porn with you, I thought I'd share a snippet of information about the vocabulary aka 'word info' of Hentai .  Hentai is a Sino-Japanese compound term and does in fact, not mean 'Cartoon Porn' to the Japanese, it actually has a negative connotation to the Japanese, and is commonly used to describe a creeper or a pervert. For example, "That taxi driver was such a pervert hentai, he kept staring at my boobs."  The use of the term Hentai to describe pornographic anime or manga is a Western innovation.  Ok enough of the boring stuff, on with the show!

You may be wondering why I would risk infecting my beloved computer with viruses shot from the cock of the internet while I was on an innocent quest searching for some hardcore manga porn.  Quite simply, I was under that wonderful spell of boredom.  I don't mind a good 'non-porn' Anime series, and I truly thought it would be pretty much the same, but with a lot of fucking, so after a bit of going nowhere Googling, I headed to the old faithful, Red Tube the Home of Free Porn, and low and behold a smorgasbord of 167 videos awaited me!  After browsing through some frightening titles like "In The Clutches Of the Sect 1 & 2" and  "Lovely Sex Android with Pink Hair", my first choice was the tame "Anime Couple In the Woods" (just for interests sake, as a recommendation I would pass on this one for this simple reason that it is dead boring).

With assurance from my up all night computer buddy, my voyeuristic need for some really out there Hentai would be fulfilled if I went for something more, well, Octopus themed.....so with trepidation I glided my mouse in the direction of a movie called  "Tentacle Hardcore", and pressed play. 

Ok, now it takes a lot to leave me speechless, but holy shit, the first time I sampled some tentacle sex, I was, quite literally, staring at the screen in wide-eyed shock with my jaw somewhere on the ground.

Although the non-human cartoon style "porn stars" are a bit freaky, it starts out like regular porn, with a close up of a hetro penetration position scene, which lasts about 30 seconds, then it's time to say goodbye to the norm, forever. Ten or so identical Anime girls are strung up and dangling from the ceiling where they are simultaneously given sexual gratification to every available nipple and orifice, including the nostril, by a robotic octopus with penis tipped tentacles.  Enough said, I'm sure you can use your imaginations or, if you're so inclined, even make up your own fantasy ending.

Hentai has no limits, it can involve anything sexual, and seemingly turn anything you normally wouldn't find sexual into a fuckfest.  Your basic Hentai menu will include lesbians, bisexuals, homosexuals, heterosexual vaginal sex, bondage, underwater, fairies, humans and animals, orgies, oral sex, aural sex, anal sex, nasal sex, S&M, slavery, dildos, strap-ons, anal toys and of course, getting done by slimy tentacles.  Any fetish you might fancy, even lesbians who can transform into giant penises and rape aliens with boobs that rotate with disco lights, well with Hentai you can have it, as long as you don't mind that Jenna Jameson won't be gracing your screen.  Instead, your consolation prize will be teenage girls with gigantic boobs, usually wearing surprised, little-girl expressions who scream "NO NO PLEASE STOP."  The thinner the woman, the bigger the breasts! Not to be left out of better body club, Hentai men possess enormous penises that are ten times bigger than what they should be.  

Being animated, Hentai can sometimes be even more sick, depraved, and downright revolting than any live action porn has ever been or ever will be, and to feature better women with breasts that defy the laws of physics, strangely colored hair and, sometimes, unexplained animal ears.

In a nutshell, Hentai has got all kinds of weird shit happening and will utterly destroy your sanity if watched for long.  Although, if I this were a Hentai, I'd just go find a tentacle monster......but in the meantime, you'll have to do!